i’ve figured out that horror games with grotesque monsters and spooky environments are -9000 scary if you pretend you’re steve irwin on a mission to document the monster(s)
"Lookie there. That’s a six-foot grunt from the basement. A’hm gonna wrassle it."
The Dodos - “Death”
Death, what could be worse
If I had something to complain about
If I took your place, would it hurt
Something to complain about
How many times have I
Ran from something
I’ve always wanted
Only to turn and find
It wasn’t chasing me.